| Text | Worried that you're going to pull out your dead sprite inside a clear glass bottle at a company function only to discover that three other people in the franchise have one as well? Then consider rolling on the Acquisitions Incorporated Trinkets table instead of the Trinket, to gain a unique trinket at character creation with a bit of Acq Inc flair.
Acquisitions Incorporated Trinkets:
d100 | Trinket
1 | A perfect skipping stone
2 | Three weighted dice that always roll low
3 | A locket with a picture of Jim Darkmagic
4 | A tiny anvil and smith's hammer
5 | A nonfunctional immovable rod
6 | A DIY acupuncture kit
7 | A stuffed owlbear toy
8 | A diagram for a new war lute
9 | A declaration of war against a nation no one has ever heard of
10 | A pipe that emits green smoke
11 | A glass eye
12 | The centerpiece of a priceless chandelier
13 | A fine cane with a secret compartment
14 | A letter written by Rosie Beestinger
15 | A coin that always lands on its edge
16 | The deed and title to an abandoned windmill and three acres of tillable land that you've never been able to find
17 | A menu from Big Daddy Donaar's Yum Yum Hut
18 | A small purse that screams loudly when opened
19 | A deep-crow-feather quill
20 | A pair of breeches that always smells faintly of honey
21 | A one-armed Viari doll (Apocalypse Dagger accessory missing)
22 | A leather pouch filled with various finger bones of unknown provenance
23 | The collar of your childhood pet, Nutmeg
24 | A seashell that, when pressed to the ear, speaks in flowing rhymes
25 | A recipe book for cooking with mushrooms
26 | One expired coupon for "A Free Cornerstone"
27 | A portable beehive
28 | Goggles that literally tint everything rose colored
29 | A wand of wonder that allows you to cast only mending
30 | A bracelet woven from mistletoe
31 | A curved claw from an unknown beast that small children are always frightened of
32 | A longsword that can be folded down in 1 minute and hidden in your pocket
33 | A living graft of what you believe to be the World Tree
34 | A tattered scarf with the Acquisitions Incorporated logo
35 | A box containing a torn-up letter
36 | An old contract marked "Void"
37 | A small pigeon in a cage
38 | An Acquisitions Incorporated "Green Flame" foam finger
39 | A "C" Team lunchbox
40 | A potted plant that grows different fruit on every branch
41 | A book of adventures for children
42 | An Omin action figure with detachable maul and holy symbol
43 | A pint glass engraved with a picture of a keg robot
44 | A giant hockey puck
45 | A miniature cannon that actually fires
46 | A very fancy red scarf and matching handkerchief
47 | An arrow once shot by Môrgæn
48 | A purple worm toy
49 | A burned doll whose eyes follow you around the room
50 | An infinite inkwell
51 | A band embroidered with the symbol of the Six
52 | A squishy cactus
53 | A velvet blindfold
54 | A dirty figurine of a triceratops that can't be cleaned
55 | A used (and thus nonmagical) noble knife from the Noble Knife
56 | A quill that rotates through all the colors of the rainbow
57 | A twenty-sided die that only rolls the number 4
58 | A pointed hat that glows in the dark
59 | A cup that hums when filled with water
60 | A mug fashioned from the skull of someone else's enemy
61 | A small glass jar containing an immortal firefly
62 | A fake mustache made from gnome facial hair
63 | A petrified troll finger
64 | Half of a map
65 | The other half of a map
66 | An unreasonable amount of pocket lint
67 | A dozen flyers for a local gnome food place
68 | Omin Dran's business card
69 | A lock of hair from a changeling
70 | A marble that rolls uphill
71 | A piece of parchment listing a command word for a powerful magic item
72 | A book titled Conversational Giant
73 | A user's manual for an apparatus of Kwalish
74 | A signed headshot of famous bard Spice Caraway
75 | The eye of a basilisk in a crystal box
76 | A postcard from Ravnica
77 | A stamp collection
78 | A small piece of solidified smoke
79 | A six-sided die that sometimes rolls a seven
80 | A left-hand gauntlet
81 | A music box that plays nursery rhymes
82 | A locket that's bigger on the outside than the inside
83 | A potted plant that grows hair instead of leaves
84 | A collection of teeth
85 | A coin whose minting date always shows three years in the future
86 | A green drinking horn taken from a very large bull
87 | A small book containing pressed and dried botanical samples
88 | A hatched chimera egg
89 | A slightly used red bandit mask
90 | A tiny stirge encased in amber
91 | A large bottle of Red Larch Ale that can't be opened
92 | A cane topped with a stylized golden bulldog
93 | A note in your own hand that you don't remember writing
94 | A sprig of herbs from your family's garden
95 | A tankard stolen from the Dran & Courtier
96 | A small, severed tentacle preserved in alcohol
97 | A walnut with a face drawn on it
98 | A small flask of liquid from the Lake of Radiant Mists
99 | An ice cube that never melts
100 | An expertly carved sword hilt with the blade snapped cleanly off
Source: Acquisitions Incorporated p. 222 |